Cup for Sale?Cristiano hawks Cup ,freshly imported from Barca

CR7 lifts his first La Liga

What EPL Cup has brought together?

Ronaldo and Tevez both lifted League Trophies yesterday.Nice to see them waxing strong after leaving a strong Club like Manchester United.After 44 years wait,Manchester City triumphs and are deserved winners.
Hala Madrid is all the Spanish one needs to learn now as Real Madrid players of Iker,Marcelo,Kaka,Ozil,Benzema,Hinguain,Di Maria,Callegon,Contreao,Sergio,Pepe and others guided by The exceptionally special Jose Mourinho clinched Madrid's 32nd La Liga,knocking off hitherto regarded unbeatable Barca team.

15 REASONS To Know If Witches Follow You From Your Village

15. If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary.

14. When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC.

13. If you slap a military man.

12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.

11. If you are an ARSENAL fan.

10. When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC.

9. When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber.

8. When you mistaken super glue for eye drops.

7. If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look FUGLY
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6. When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session.

5. You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi.

4. When you beat up a military man’s ONLY child.

3. When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents.

2. When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force.

1. And the NumBAAH WAN sign to know forces are following you from yah villages is: You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a “LET SAMBADI SAUT HALLELUYAH!!!” ringtone

Culled from a friend’s facebook page/METRO NEWSShare

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ACTRESS FUNKE AKINDELE OF JENIFA FAME GETS MARRIED THIS MONTH

Popular Nollywood actress, Funke Akindele otherwise known as Jenifa will on Saturday, May 26 walk down the isle with her lover in Lagos.

The versatile actress has kept this plan very secret but it managed to leak last week. The identity of the lucky man is still kept secret by Funke and her family.

Funke has also told some of her friends to keep the marriage plans secret until she announces it herself. But there are rumours that the wedding will hold in Lagos with exclusive guests in attendance.

Funke burst into limelight with her self-produced blockbuster ‘Jenifa’. She also produced Omo Ghetto another household movie,like most popular actresses,she was linked with several romances while that of her relationship with Femi Adebayo a fellow lawyer and yoruba actor remained her most controversial.

source:METRO NEWS.